Obi-Wan Kenobi

This affinity with other sentient
Creatures. It must stop and soon

Or the neighbours will talk. Be like
Jack Straw. Always wear a shirt. Act
Your age. Remain aloof, owlish, quiet

But quietly sinister. Smaller than people
Imagine. Walk don't run. Make a list but

Never kill anyone directly. Have someone
Else do it. Get your son to take drugs.
Your brother to have a sex with minors.

Never complain. Never explain. Rule.