The bottomless cup of coffee made a mess of my pants. There’s no such thing as a "river," but you can step into the same stream twice. I thought the hostage negotiation workshop would never end. After she regained her breath, she said, "It's when someone is wheezing like that and can't talk that you call 911" and I said, "Now you tell me." He started by saying "In the future," and we realized he was hopelessly nostalgic.